Holding Up My Pants

I often wear blue jeans and like it or not, the waste on my pants stretches as I wear them and throughout the day I wind up pulling up my pants as they keep sliding down to my hips.

These circumstances demanded radical action, and from my wife Anne's generosity, a new belt appeared, the first belt I've worn with blue jeans in years.

Will this solve the problem? Only time will tell, but it surely beats the alternative of keeping up my pants by expanding my waste through eating everything in sight.

Dick